Think of the best sandwich you’ve ever had in your life.
It’s better than that one.

Ingredients:

• French bread
• Roma tomatoes (this is important)
• Romaine lettuce
• Colby Jack cheese
• Turkey Lunch meat
• Cream cheese
• Optional: Cherries

How-To:

Cut two 1-inch thick slices of French Bread and lay them on a plate. Cut 3/4 of a Roma tomato (or the whole thing) into slices.

Spread a thin layer of cream cheese onto each piece of bread. Lay down a hefty amount of turkey meat onto the bottom slice in fancy little swoopy folds.

Add a slice of cheese. Then, lettuce to your heart’s content, then your Romas.

Add more lettuce, another slice of cheese, and top it off with more lunch meat. Add your top piece of bread cream cheese down.

Wash some cherries and put them in a little bowl to have on the side.

Cut in half and enjoy.

See? It’s the best thing you’ve ever consumed. …Aside of improv; that’s probably the best thing we as consumers will ever consume.

Another variant: you can do this without lettuce. Repeat the same process without lettuce.